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".. for 8 months, no more than that, a year, I sat in a cafe, drank coffee and wrote nonsense in a journal; then suddenly it was not nonsense .."
(Sabrina, 1995)

I'm Mae. I'm 23.
Home is the north west of England.

This started in Paris.
I don't know where it will end :)

Mar 12

True love + Chocolate..

The boy just forwarded me this having failed in his attempt:

From: Paul
Sent: 10 March 2009 12:37
To: foxs-biscuits.co.uk


Hi! Before I begin I’d like to ensure you that this is an entirely serious enquiry! A month or two ago my girlfriend and I were enjoying a brace of Rocky bars and joking about how they were so good that we wished they were a little bigger. It’s her birthday soon and I was wondering if you had ever made a giant example of this wonderful biscuit?! If so, how big could you make one and how much would it cost? It’s her (21st) birthday in May and I would love for this to be part of her present. :D Please write back with any details that come to mind. Thank you very much, Paul

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And for amusement’s sake, here’s the reply :p….

Subject: RE: foxs-biscuits.co.uk - new comment
Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:55:31 +0000
From: g00careline@NorthernFoods.com
To: […..]@hotmail.com

Dear Paul,   Thank you for your recent email.  Fox’s Biscuits has a very long tradition of baking high quality products and we are proud of our quality standards.   We do not have the machinery in place to manufacture a giant Rocky Bar but we would be willing to send her some complimentary Rocky bars as a gesture of goodwill.    If you let me have your girlfriends address a couple of weeks before her birthday, then I will arrange for a parcel to be sent to her.   Yours sincerely   Jill Lister Consumer Care

Gotta love customer service in England :p


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